Saturday, April 18, 2009

Suap......?

Setelah proyek multimilyar dollar selesai, sang dirjen kedatangan tamu bule wakil dari HQ kantor pemenang tender. Udah 7 tahun di Jakarta jadi bisa ngomong Indonesia.

Bule: "Pak, ada hadiah dari kami untuk bapak. Saya parkir dibawah mercy S 320."

Dirjen : "Anda mau menyuap saya? ini apa-apaan? tender dah kelar kok. Jangan gitu ya, bahaya tau haree genee ngasih-ngasih hadiah." Itu korupsi namanya....bisa bisa saya ditangkap KPK.

Bule: "Tolonglah pak diterima. kalau gak, saya dianggap gagal membina relasi oleh kantor pusat."

Dirjen: "Ah, jangan gitu dong. saya gak sudi!!"

Bule (mikir ): "Gini aja, pak. gimana kalau bapak beli saja mobilnya..."

Dirjen: "Mana saya ada uang beli mobil mahal gitu!!"

Bule menelpon kantor pusat.

Bule: "Saya ada solusi, Pak. bapak beli mobilnya dg harga rp.10.000,- saja."

Dirjen: "Bener ya? OK, saya mau. jadi ini bukan suap. pake kwitansi ya.." " Ini jual beli kan?"

Bule: "Tentu, Pak.."

Bule menyiapkan dan menyerahkan kwitansi. dirjen membayar dengan uang 50 ribuan. mereka pun bersalaman.

Bule (sambil membuka dompet ): "Oh, maaf Pak. ini kembaliannya Rp.40.000,-."

Dirjen: "Gak usah pakai kembalian segala. tolong kirim 4 mobil lagi kerumah saya ya..."

Bule : ????????

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